Naval Intelligence

Americans: Please diver your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision

Canadians: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of the U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert your course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Licoln, the second-largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you divert your course 15 degrees north, that's one-five degrees north, or countermeasure will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. It's your call.

Gotta LOVE those obnoxious "people".